Mom (to her children): Hold on, I’m doing an interview. I’m very popular.
“Have you guys ever been here before? The museum?”
“What’s your favorite part of the museum that you’ve seen so far?”
Girl: The eggs.
Boy: I like the coffin.
Girl: And the book of the dead.
“Are you studying Egypt in school?”
Boy: Are there any swords here? Are there any bows or arrows?
“Yeah, they have medieval weaponry.”
Boy: Let’s go.
“So you’re in school right now?”
Mom: No, they’re homeschooled.
Boy: We’re in Egypt in our book.
“What’s your favorite part of being homeschooled?”
Boy: You get to read all types of books. And I don’t even know how to read!
Girl: I do! I know how to read. I get to go the library.
Photo and Interview by Pleasant Garner and Jane Urheim